WHAT, WHERE, HOW, WHICH...................AND THE QUERY CONTINUES

As one of my hobbies includes observing the people and their mannerisms, their conversations and their behaviour, I have often led myself to believe that half the conversation that we make , isn't worth even a single sentence. Most of the time, we ask people utterly absurd questions just to while away the time or when we don't have to say anything significant.The whole day we talk a lot but hardly realise what makes or mar our conversations. Some of the absurd queries which I have observed are mentioned below. Have a look at them and amuse yourselves:

1. Have you come to see the film  (at the theatre)
2. Have you come for shopping? (at the shopping mall)
3. wow! How beautiful is your saree! How much?(the saree may be an ordinary one)
4. Did you enjoy your holidays? ( need be asked?????????????)
5. What and all did you do in your honeymoon time( !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
6. Do your children go to school? ( looking at school going kids)
7. What did you eat today? wow nothing??????????????????
8. What did your husband give you on the wedding anniversary?
9. Why are you not putting on the lipstick??????????????
10. What do you eat to maintain your figure?????????????

I find these queries to be too funny and unduly time consuming and yes they provide humour too and brightens your day if it is taken on the lighter side and YES now I too have a query to be made and that is

WHY DO WOMEN GIVE SO MANY EXCLAMATIONS TO ALMOST EVERYTHING AND MEN DON'TTTTTTTTTTTTTT